A classic in the making
The Northman (15, 137 Minutes) Blood dictates fate in Robert Eggars’ brutal story of revenge, which acts as both a
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Beasts of burden
Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (12A, 142 minutes) The beauty of the wizarding world is that it’s so big,
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Morbius fails to get the blood pumping
Morbius (15, 104 minutes) Jared Leto has become a bit of a joke amongst the Ferris boys after stories that
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Action showpiece flatlines
Ambulance (15, 136 minutes) With Michael Bay in the director’s chair you can always be sure of one thing for
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X-ception to the rule
X (18, 106 Minutes) If you’ve spared the time to put yourself through the torture of reading some of my
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Double act
The Adam Project (12, 106 minutes) Ryan Reynolds has built a very successful career on being Ryan Reynolds, no matter
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Darkest Knight
The Batman (15, 176 minutes) The year’s first big blockbuster release has been a lo-o-o-ng time coming thanks to COVID
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Just another song and dance
Uncharted (12A, 116 minutes) The original plan had been to review Cyrano, but when some powdered bint in a wig
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Carnival of terrors never gets old
JACKASS FOREVER (18, 96 minutes) At what point does watching grown men laughing uncontrollably as one of their number takes
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Messing about on the river
Death On The Nile (12A, 127 Minutes) For a self proclaimed “great detective” Hercule Poirot only seems to find work
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