Quotes of the week

“It was lovely and it was lovely being good at it.”

Sir Billy Connolly announces he’s finished with doing stand up due to his Parkinson’s Disease.

“Peter left the band 45 years ago and he’s been trying to live it down ever since.”

Genesis keyboards player Tony Banks on why former singer Peter Gabriel will not be part of the band’s reunion tour.

“Britain’s broken up with me..”

Emmy Award winning actor and rapper Riz Ahmed.

“I want to know that I’ve done enough to pay for my own funeral.”

Ronnie Russell, 72, who has sold the George Medal he was awarded for thwarting a kidnap attempt on Princess Anne in 1974.

“It was a good performance considering I am a fat pig and I can’t punch.”

Heavyweight boxing champion Tyson Fury after his victory over Deontay Wilder

“What I did was bad, but it wasn’t like I thought, let’s think about the most stupid thing I could possibly do and do it.”

Bill Clinton on his affair with interm Monica Lewinsky during an interview for a documentary about his wife, Hilary.