“One thing I think the coronavirus crisis has already proved is that there really is such a thing as society.” – Prime Minister Boris Johnson
“You wouldn’t expect the British taxpayer to pay for Posh and Becks or Elton John and David Furnish so why should they pay for Harry and Meghan?” – Former Home Office minister, Norman Baker
“They look like Power Rangers.” – Gino DaCampo meets some Mexican wrestlers
“The Asians did it!” – The brilliantly funny Siddiqi brothers on Gogglebox joke about going on a murder mystery weekend.
“”Together we are tackling this disease, and I want to reassure you that if we remain united and resolute, then we will overcome it.” – HM The Queen
“”Why not call on all the wealthy to try and help if they possibly can rather than just pick on footballers?” – Match of the day presenter Gary Lineker
“”When we are through there is going to have to be a reckoning, we are going to have to do things differently.” – Labour leader Sir Kier Starmer